<span class="ev_code_GREEN">An elderly man had 50 yard line tickets for the Eagles Super Bowl game. As the elderly man begins to sit down ... a younger gentleman comes along and asks if anyone would be sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," the elderly man says, "The seat is empty."
The younger gentleman quipped, "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Eagles Super Bowl game, and not use it?"
The elderly man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Eagles game we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
Shocked, the younger gentleman said, "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The elderly man shook his head nonchalantly and said, "Nope, they're all at her funeral."
Go Eagles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </span>
Dave & Tania
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