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Bad week
So to start, one of my office ladies needs a ride from work to pick up her car at the tire shop. She asks me if I could give her a ride. I agreed. (She is a 10 out of 10) and all the wives are jealous of her. She puts on her snow boots, but hangs on to her high heel shoes and brings them in the car. I drop her off and go home to pick up my wife as we were meeting friends for supper at a restaurant. Driving with my wife to the restaurant I notice a high heel shoe under the passenger seat. My alarm bells go off so I wait until the wife is looking out her side window. I grab the shoe and throw it out the window so my wife does not see it. (I didn't want to tell her about the lady I gave a ride to). Low and behold we get to the restaurent and the wife says: did you see my shoe? I am sure I brought both. Now what? She leaves her winter boots on and we go inside the restaurent but the other couple we are meeting havent't arrived as yet. We were seated for four people. I told the bride I have to go to the washroom. I get in the washroom, the first stall is locked as someone was in there. I take the second stall, sit down. The guy in the first stall says: How are you? I am not one for talking to someone in the washroom but I answered I am fine. The guy in the next stall says what are you up to? I answer we are meeting someone for supper. The guy says, I will call you back later some a hole is answering my questions. Oh boy the guy was on the phone.
Get back to our table and the other couple is there. I ordered a T-Bone steak. It was awesome. But I like chewing the meat off the bone. I didn't want to do that in the restaurant because the other couple were the wife's bosses. So when finished my steak I asked the waiter to wrap the bone as I would like it for my dog at home. (we have no dog). Five minutes later the waiter comes with a fairly big bag and says; oh I dug through the garbage and found some more bones. This is not good. My dear wife is embarrassed and she gives the waiter an extra $20 bill.
Question I have is should I give the wife the $20 back? I am having night mares about the shoe. What should I do?
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