Caution: bad joke ahead

[Scooter]

Guy walks into a bar/seafood grill and orders an Old Crow on the rocks. He downs it and tells the waiter it was not good...watered down.

He tells waiter: can he swap the empty glass for today's special, the calamari?

The waiter promptly escorts the guy to the door, telling him "you are denied service for attempting a Squid for Crow"

[wildcatter]

Originally Posted by Scooter

Guy walks into a bar/seafood grill and orders an Old Crow on the rocks. He downs it and tells the waiter it was not good...watered down.

He tells waiter: can he swap the empty glass for today's special, the calamari?

The waiter promptly escorts the guy to the door, telling him "you are denied service for attempting a Squid for Crow"

You warned us and I still read it.

My wife says the same thing when I walk in front of her at the store "warning:big joke ahead", now I know what she means.

[TwoGrizz]

Local restaurant renamed their Calamari dish Squid pro Quo.
Same price but you get a side of Malarkey with it.