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10-10-2011, 11:00 AM
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Winnebago Owners Club
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Tiffin OH
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One liners.
Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope, now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope. 
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10-10-2011, 11:08 AM
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Senior Member
Winnebago Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Humble/Atascocita, Texas
Posts: 1,281
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrIguana
Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope, now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope. |
We do have change. Last time I check I had 59 cents. 
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Stan, Shirley & 2 Schnauzers (Sandy & Sassy)
RV: 2014 Itasca Sunstar 35F
USAF, Retired, Life Member: DAV, VFW & VVA
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10-10-2011, 11:34 AM
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 2,660
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mustang652
We do have change. Last time I check I had 59 cents. |
I don't have enough to change my mind!  Bob 
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Jan and Bob
'05 Monaco Windsor 40 DST - ISL / '08 Wrangler
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10-10-2011, 12:27 PM
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Senior Member
iRV2 No Limits Club
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Tempe, AZ
Posts: 1,833
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I can't even afford to pay attention!
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10-11-2011, 06:59 AM
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Senior Member
Gulf Streamers Club
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Central Texas
Posts: 3,796
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One of my late father's favorites:
Question: What do you call a midget that works in a brassiere factory?
Answer.........an employee
  
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'95 Monaco Windsor DP 32' Cummins 5.9
Toads '96 Tracker 4x4, '06 Honda CRV AWD
Life's too short to drink diet soda. 
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10-11-2011, 08:35 AM
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Senior Member
Damon Owners Club Workhorse Chassis Owner
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 24,024
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On facebook a person who posted that joke.. Got flamed.
however,,, as a Pun, I rather like it and have "Swiped" it.
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Home is where I park it!
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10-11-2011, 09:22 AM
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Member
Winnebago Owners Club
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Tiffin OH
Posts: 63
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Did you hear the one about the constipated mathmatician? He worked it out with a pencil.
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1989 Winnebago Warrior 27' 460 V8
1975 Dodge Sportsman 23' built in Toledo OH
2006 EZ-Go custom painted Golf Cart.
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10-11-2011, 09:39 AM
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Senior Member
Vintage RV Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Jasper, Missouri
Posts: 339
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"honey, I just found out why your feet are so much smaller than mine; It's so you can stand closer to the stove!"
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Tom - Retired OTR 20 years 2 million mile club - 1984 Diamond Maxi
I love everybody! Even some above ground!
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10-11-2011, 10:27 AM
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Senior Member
National RV Owners Club Workhorse Chassis Owner
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Federal Way, Wa.
Posts: 2,901
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"I have seen the enemy and he is us"
POGO circa 1950's
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I do all my own stunts
03 Dolphin LX 6355, Workhorse W22, 8.1 vortec, 04 CR-V, Blue Ox, Brake Pro----Norm, Barb and
Doc(He's a PhD)
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10-11-2011, 11:57 AM
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Registered User
Vintage RV Owners Club Gulf Streamers Club
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Indiana
Posts: 4,951
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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10-11-2011, 12:00 PM
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Registered User
Vintage RV Owners Club Gulf Streamers Club
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Indiana
Posts: 4,951
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Quote:
Originally Posted by njs42
"I have seen the enemy and he is us"
POGO circa 1950's
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" We have met the enemy and he is us"
We have met
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10-15-2011, 05:17 PM
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: B.C.
Posts: 4,638
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Did you hear the story of the race horse called, Hoof Hearted !!
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Dennis & Marcie & Captain Hook The Jack Russell,aka PUP, 2006 Itasca 29R 2017 Equinox toad. RVM59
We came, we went, nothing broken, nothing bent!
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10-15-2011, 05:24 PM
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Senior Member
National RV Owners Club Workhorse Chassis Owner Ford Super Duty Owner Carolina Campers
Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 2,266
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Who was the best dancer at the monster ball? The boogyman!
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10-15-2011, 05:25 PM
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Senior Member
National RV Owners Club Workhorse Chassis Owner Ford Super Duty Owner Carolina Campers
Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 2,266
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What's brown and sticky? A stick.
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