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12-11-2020, 08:23 AM
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#225
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Senior Member
Texas Boomers Club Forest River Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner RV Trip Wizard
Join Date: Jun 2020
Location: Heart of Texas
Posts: 5,886
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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
"I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."
- Dean Martin
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12-11-2020, 09:14 AM
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#226
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2019
Posts: 690
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From my Scottish grandfather;
Assumption is the Mother of All Foul-ups.
Golf is just chasing a ball around the park. It is a game for men that can't chase the lasses anymore.
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'18 Rockwood 2109S '17 Silverado 2500HD WT. Hookups? What hookups? Mountains, please.
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12-11-2020, 09:25 AM
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#227
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Member
American Coach Owners Club Spartan Chassis
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Birmingham, Al
Posts: 43
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Thoughts to Ponder
Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?
Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".
Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.
If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.
Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day". (It does fall on a Tuesday)
100 years ago a Twenty Dollar bill and a Twenty Dollar gold piece were interchangeable. Either one would buy a new suit, new shoes and a night on the town. The Twenty Dollar gold piece will still do that.
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Joe n Pat
FAA ATC retired
2001 American Eagle 2001 Jeep Cherokee toad
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12-11-2020, 09:31 AM
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#228
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Senior Member/RVM #90
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Columbus, MS
Posts: 54,622
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That Southern fried chicken is "slap 'yo mama good"!
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Joe & Annette
Sometimes I sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits.....
2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD
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12-11-2020, 11:07 AM
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#229
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club Holiday Rambler Owners Club
Join Date: Mar 2016
Posts: 562
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Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
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12-11-2020, 11:13 AM
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#230
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Member
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 33
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Miamicamper
Why is it called ‘Human Resources’? Of course it’s for Humans. Do companies have cow resources? Dinosaur resources?
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Ask a rancher? Cow resources? Yep.
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Dave J
2009 Copper Canyon 5'er, 2012 RAM Dually
Ham call AF0DJ
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12-11-2020, 11:30 AM
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#231
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club Holiday Rambler Owners Club
Join Date: Mar 2016
Posts: 562
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Wisdom from Will Rodgers:
And a bunch about growing older ...
First ~***** Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Third ~*** Some people try to turn back their odometers.* Not me.* I want people to know 'why' I look this way.* * * * * **
Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of algebra .
Fifth ~**** You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Sixth ~**** I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about ageing is that it’s such a nice change from being young.
Eight ~**** One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Ninth ~*** Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable and relaxed.
Tenth ~**** Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.* Today it's called golf.
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12-11-2020, 11:33 AM
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#232
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club Holiday Rambler Owners Club
Join Date: Mar 2016
Posts: 562
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Some more of Will Rogers sayings to ponder:
1.** Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2.** Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3.** There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
4.** Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5.** Always drink upstream from the herd.
6.** If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7.** The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.
8.** There are three kinds of men:
****** The ones that learn by reading.
****** The few who learn by observation.
****** The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
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12-11-2020, 11:34 AM
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#233
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 321
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Radioranger
Ask a rancher? Cow resources? Yep.
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Ohhh, so the cows get vacation time? Insurance benefits? Paid time off? I didn’t realize
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12-11-2020, 12:03 PM
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#234
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Senior Member
National RV Owners Club Workhorse Chassis Owner
Join Date: May 2000
Location: California Central Coast
Posts: 2,034
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If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
I was thinking about this just last week. I wanted to poison some gophers and the only gopher bait I had was about 10 years old. That very thought went thru my mind.
Glenn
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2006 Sea Breeze LX 8341 on a Workhorse W22 Chassis with 22.5 Alcoa Alum wheels,
2011 Chevy Colorado 4X4 with Ready Brake
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12-11-2020, 02:13 PM
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#235
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2020
Posts: 689
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Luck is the intersection of opportunity and preparation.
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2015 Chevy 2500HD 6.0 4x4 CC SB
2021 Salem Hemisphere 290RL
Andersen Ultimate
1200W Solar > 412 aH LiFePO4 > Victron MultiPlus II
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12-11-2020, 02:25 PM
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#236
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Senior Member
Excel Owners Club Winnebago Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Santa Fe, NM
Posts: 6,788
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What happens if I'm scared half to death twice?
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Fred & Denise (RVM157) New Mexico
2007 Excel Classic 30RSO & Coach House 272XL E450
2007 RAM 3500, Diesel, 6Spd Auto, SWD, 4x4, CC & LB
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12-11-2020, 03:30 PM
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#237
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Senior Member
Newmar Owners Club Winnebago Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner Freightliner Owners Club
Join Date: Feb 2014
Posts: 5,292
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Couple things I've learned.......
-We live in a world of illusions. There's a lot of things out there that are not quite what they seem to be.
-Time is more valuable than all the diamonds in the world. You can't manufacture it, you can't reuse it. As it passes, it's gone forever. Tick Tock..............
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BILL {aka-"Admiral"-"Deuce"-"W.D."}
2014 Itasca Ellipse 42QD, Freightliner Maxum, 450HP Cummins ISL, 3000 Allison, Roadmaster Nighthawk II, 2011 Lincoln MKX.
2012 Newmar Canyon Star (first coach) FMCA F428511.
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12-11-2020, 04:03 PM
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#238
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Senior Member
Alpine Owners Club
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Olympia
Posts: 861
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Don't believe everything you think.
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Jeff
'99 Alpine Coach
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