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12-11-2020, 04:06 PM
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#239
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Senior Member/RVM #90
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Columbus, MS
Posts: 50,594
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Back in the day it was "don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see" Now you can't believe anything you see either! 
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Joe & Annette
Sometimes I sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits.....
2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD
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12-11-2020, 05:12 PM
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#240
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2018
Posts: 2,894
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rarebear.nm
What happens if I'm scared half to death twice?
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You still have a quarter of a life left. 
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2005 Monaco Knight 40PLQ; Cummins 8.3L ISC330, Pacbrake, Allison 3000, Roadmaster RR8R, ScanGauge D, 2004 Kawasaki Vulcan VN750(Geezer Glide) on a Versahaul carrier pulling a 2013 Kia Soul+; 2.0L, 6 speed Sport shifter(great car) on an American Car Dolly(great dolly.)
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12-12-2020, 07:18 AM
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#241
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Member
American Coach Owners Club Spartan Chassis
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Birmingham, Al
Posts: 40
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Puns for Educated Minds
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian
She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still.
A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says,'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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Joe n Pat
FAA ATC retired
1999 36’ American Dream 2001 Jeep Cherokee toad
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12-12-2020, 08:01 AM
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#242
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Senior Member/RVM #90
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Columbus, MS
Posts: 50,594
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Be careful how you treat other people on the way up. You may meet them again on the way down! 
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Joe & Annette
Sometimes I sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits.....
2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD
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12-12-2020, 12:12 PM
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#243
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Motor City, Mich
Posts: 3,229
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A variant of one above:
Luck is the residue of design.
And something to ponder:
About half of all Americans are below average.
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Tim.
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12-12-2020, 12:17 PM
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#244
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club Workhorse Chassis Owner
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Clovis, CA, USA
Posts: 11,634
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Nothing is good nor bad but that thinking makes it so.
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2004 Monaco La Palma 36DBD, W22, 8.1, 7.1 MPG
2000 LEXUS RX300 FWD 22MPG 4020 LBS
It's so weird being the same age as old people.
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12-12-2020, 12:27 PM
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#245
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: No. Central Texas
Posts: 477
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FL420 - That means you will never really die.
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Butch and Peggy
2000 Itasca Suncruiser 32V; Workhorse P-32; 7.4L Vortec V-8; Complete Banks Pwr Sys/Air Flow; Steer Safe; Springs/Airbags front; Timbren rear Susp.kit; 30amp; Onan 5K Emerald
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12-12-2020, 12:34 PM
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#246
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2018
Posts: 2,894
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Quote:
Originally Posted by peggwn
FL420 - That means you will never really die.
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If you keep doing the math you'll get to the time when you realize you're on your last day. Then you WILL be scared to death.
Fini. 
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2005 Monaco Knight 40PLQ; Cummins 8.3L ISC330, Pacbrake, Allison 3000, Roadmaster RR8R, ScanGauge D, 2004 Kawasaki Vulcan VN750(Geezer Glide) on a Versahaul carrier pulling a 2013 Kia Soul+; 2.0L, 6 speed Sport shifter(great car) on an American Car Dolly(great dolly.)
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12-12-2020, 06:57 PM
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#247
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Senior Member
Newmar Owners Club Winnebago Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner Freightliner Owners Club
Join Date: Feb 2014
Posts: 5,117
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"I once cried because I had no shoes........then I met a man who had no feet."
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BILL {aka-"Admiral"-"Deuce"-"W.D."}
2014 Itasca Ellipse 42QD, Freightliner Maxum, 450HP Cummins ISL, 3000 Allison, Roadmaster Nighthawk II, 2011 Lincoln MKX.
2012 Newmar Canyon Star (first coach) FMCA F428511.
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12-12-2020, 06:59 PM
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#248
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2017
Posts: 207
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My mother's favorite saying just before a downswing of the belt, "You made your bed, now lie in it."
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12-13-2020, 02:06 PM
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#249
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2016
Location: Portage, MI
Posts: 234
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Golf
Golf: An inefficient method of putting an insignificant sphere into an obscure receptacle with an inadequate device.
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37' 2004 Newmar Mountain Aire gas, 2007 CR-V toad
Full Time since August 2016
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12-13-2020, 02:08 PM
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#250
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2018
Posts: 3,763
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Fox hunt: the unspeakable in full pursuit of the inedible.
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2005 Four Winds Majestic 23A
“To the world you may be one person; but to one person you may be the world.” - Dr Suess
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12-13-2020, 02:10 PM
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#251
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club Workhorse Chassis Owner
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Clovis, CA, USA
Posts: 11,634
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Life is hard and then you die.
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2004 Monaco La Palma 36DBD, W22, 8.1, 7.1 MPG
2000 LEXUS RX300 FWD 22MPG 4020 LBS
It's so weird being the same age as old people.
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12-13-2020, 02:33 PM
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#252
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Member
Join Date: Nov 2018
Posts: 59
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Let a sleeping dog lie.
Life is tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
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