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11-29-2020, 04:13 PM
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Member
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: May 2018
Location: Carnation, WA
Posts: 42
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When ever I have to show ID I tell them “ I look more like I do now than I did there.” It always gets a confusing look from them.
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11-29-2020, 04:16 PM
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#86
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Junior Member
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Vancouver, WA
Posts: 3
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TexasJeff
When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
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If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got! 
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11-29-2020, 04:26 PM
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#87
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Senior Member
Winnebago Owners Club
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Naples, Fl
Posts: 338
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Don’t expat great day, creat one
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11-29-2020, 05:00 PM
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#88
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Junior Member
Join Date: Aug 2018
Posts: 16
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A plan is what you have until reality sets in.
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11-29-2020, 05:13 PM
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#89
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: charlotte,nc
Posts: 459
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dieselclacker
Don’t pee into the wind!
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Or on an electric fence!
One of my favorites is, "If everyone is thinking alike, the someone's not thinking!" by Gen George Patton
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US Army 1980-86
Proudly served, honorably discharged
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11-29-2020, 05:19 PM
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#90
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2017
Location: Estacada Oregon
Posts: 2,001
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TexasJeff
When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
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On tv it's ok to say you pricked your finger but it's not ok to finger your prick!
George Carlin. Classic
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2014 F 350 SD 4 wheel drive
2014 38' Montana 5 th wheel
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11-29-2020, 05:26 PM
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#91
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Senior Member
Winnebago Owners Club
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,481
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When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
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Warren and Debbie, Deep in The Heart of Texas
2018 Winnebago View 24D
2014 Tiffin Breeze 32BR, 2012 Winnebago Navion 24G, 2006 Winnebago View 23H
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11-29-2020, 05:32 PM
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#92
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2020
Location: Munson Florida
Posts: 115
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Just things I've heard
My doctor told me I had to get in shape.
I told my doctor round was a shape.
For Halloween I’m going to go as a normal person with no mask, since that seems to scare the crap out of everyone.
Quarantine is when you restrict the movement of sick people
Tyranny is when you restrict the movement of healthy people 
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I know the voices in my head are not real, but man do they ever come up with some great ideas!
2014 Tiffin Breeze towing a 2023 Subaru Crosstrek
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11-29-2020, 05:45 PM
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#93
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Senior Member
Thor Owners Club
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: SE North Dakota
Posts: 262
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A big one for me of late....
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” – Benjamin Franklin
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2004 Montana 3295RK pushing a 2019 Ram Laramie 2500/Cummins truck.
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11-29-2020, 05:45 PM
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#94
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Senior Member
Forest River Owners Club
Join Date: Nov 2019
Location: Florida
Posts: 301
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Then you should be able to open a bottle with a coat hanger . (Reply by Dw)
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11-29-2020, 05:49 PM
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#95
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 570
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NITEHAWK
100% of people who smoke---DIE!!
I'm the right weight. It's my height that is off.
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100% of people who don't smoke die as well, but on average live much longer.
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11-29-2020, 05:51 PM
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Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: FALCON, CO
Posts: 46
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Old Army sayings:
“If you’ve got one, draw one. If you’ve got two, turn one in. “
If it moves, salute it. If it doesn’t move, pick it up. If you can’t pick it up, paint it Olive Drab.
Given two railroad ties, the average GI will lose one, and break the other.
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11-29-2020, 06:03 PM
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#97
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Member
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: Crystal River
Posts: 82
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Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half.
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11-29-2020, 06:06 PM
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#98
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Member
American Coach Owners Club Spartan Chassis
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Birmingham, Al
Posts: 44
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I’ve done so much for so long with so little I can now do anything with nothing.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, I can’t put it down.
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