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12-10-2020, 12:01 AM
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#211
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club Workhorse Chassis Owner
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Clovis, CA, USA
Posts: 13,149
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The nine most terrifying words in the English language:
I'm from the government and I'm here to help. Ronald Reagan
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2004 Monaco La Palma 36DBD, W22, 8.1, 7.1 MPG
2000 LEXUS RX300 FWD 22MPG 4020 LBS
Criticism is easier than Craftsmanship
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12-10-2020, 03:06 AM
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#212
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 1,460
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The enemy always gets a vote
If the enemy is in range, so are you
No job is too hard for the man that doesn't have to do it
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." - Upton Sinclair
You can train the ignorant, but you can't fix stupid
Every now and then you have to come back with nothing but the steering wheel or else the crew doesn't think you are trying hard enough - Mario Andretti
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12-10-2020, 04:05 AM
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#213
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2019
Posts: 119
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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
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12-10-2020, 05:35 AM
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#214
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Senior Member
Mid Atlantic Campers Ford Super Duty Owner Holiday Rambler Owners Club
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: York, PA
Posts: 120
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Quote:
Originally Posted by peggwn
balijoe7 quoted "Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?"
I saw that on the front of a tee shirt. On the back was,
"No, but it sure makes my mouth water."
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I heard this one:
“Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
No, but Quasimodo does.”
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12-10-2020, 08:42 AM
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#215
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Senior Member
Newmar Owners Club
Join Date: Dec 2011
Posts: 7,406
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FL420
"Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel" - Samuel Johnson referring to the "false patriotism" of self-professed patriots as opposed to "true patriots."
Gee, I wonder if we have any "false patriots" today?[emoji848]
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YEP Washing ton,DC is FULL of them.....
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12-10-2020, 09:13 AM
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#216
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Member
American Coach Owners Club Spartan Chassis
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Birmingham, Al
Posts: 44
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An unopened parachute could last a lifetime.
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12-10-2020, 09:15 AM
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#217
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 321
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Why is it called ‘Human Resources’? Of course it’s for Humans. Do companies have cow resources? Dinosaur resources?
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12-10-2020, 09:21 AM
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#218
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Senior Member
Newmar Owners Club
Join Date: Dec 2011
Posts: 7,406
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TXiceman
Never under estimate the power of stupid people is large groups.
Ken
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Another that sounds like Washington, DC
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2014 Fleetwood Storm 32H "The Dream Catcher"sold * THOUSAND TRAILS * *US ARMY 1965-1967 * Disabled Vietnam Veteran 1966-1967 * Life Member VFW *
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12-10-2020, 10:15 AM
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#219
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Member
American Coach Owners Club Spartan Chassis
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Birmingham, Al
Posts: 44
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Quote:
Originally Posted by balijoe7
An unopened parachute could last a lifetime.
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Well I kind of butchered that one, I knew it the minute I hit submit reply, it was wrong.
The quote was actually: In the advent your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to fix it!
Yes I know, it loses much of the pizzazz the second time around .......
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12-10-2020, 10:16 AM
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#220
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Senior Member/RVM #90
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Columbus, MS
Posts: 54,785
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Quote:
Originally Posted by balijoe7
Well I kind of butchered that one, I knew it the minute I hit submit reply, it was wrong.
The quote was actually: In the advent your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to fix it!
Yes I know, it loses much of the pizzazz the second time around .......
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Don't worry, it's the thought that counts! 
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Sometimes I sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits.....
2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD
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12-10-2020, 12:02 PM
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#221
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Member
American Coach Owners Club Spartan Chassis
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Birmingham, Al
Posts: 44
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Confucius say: man who fly upside down, have crackup!
Energy Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
A pessimist’s blood type is always B-negative.
He used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
A hangover is a wrath of grapes.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
A successful diet in mind over platter.
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FAA ATC retired
2001 American Eagle 2001 Jeep Cherokee toad
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12-10-2020, 11:38 PM
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#222
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: No. Central Texas
Posts: 580
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R_2ndWind - Touche! I like it.
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2000 Itasca Suncruiser 32V;Workhorse P-32;7.4L Vortec;Complete Banks Pwr Sys/Air Flow;UltraPower ECM;Steer Safe;Springs/Airbags front;Timbren rear Susp.kit;30amp;Onan 5K Emerald
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12-11-2020, 07:17 AM
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#223
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Junior Member
Join Date: Feb 2019
Posts: 15
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You can instantly stress out anyone just by shouting "catch"
Corn is a speedometer for your digestive system
You hate alarm clocks in both possible scenarios… they work, or they don’t
Saying that someone has a future is optimistic, but saying someone has a past is ominous
A Christmas tree next to a roaring fireplace seems less quaint when you realize it’s a tree watching its friends being burned alive
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12-11-2020, 08:03 AM
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#224
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Senior Member
Texas Boomers Club Forest River Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner RV Trip Wizard
Join Date: Jun 2020
Location: Heart of Texas
Posts: 6,023
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Quote:
Originally Posted by balijoe7
An unopened parachute could last a lifetime.
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Even if that lifetime lasts another.... 2 minutes? 
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