Quotes to ponder...

[TexasJeff]

On a cowboys tombstone:

It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't like to you.
It's important to have a woman who is goo din bed, and likes to be with you.
It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

[TexasJeff]

"Young men are apt to think themselves wise enough, as drunken men are apt to themselves sober enough."

~ Lord Chesterfield

[TexasJeff]

"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes and its our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature in to something you'd like to have dinner with."

~ My ex-wife

[Melvo]

On a tombstone in Deadwood SD

Here Lies Less Moore
four shots with a forty four - no less no Moore

[scenic route]

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one to hear it, does it make a noise?

If a man speaks an opinion and his wife doesn't hear it, is he still wrong?



After many youthful indiscretions, my frustrated Dad once told me sarcastically, "I hope you have three sons just like you"... Dad was clairvoyant.

[busyguy]

A Elephant is a Mouse built to government spec's

[Rixthe1]

Women over 50 are great, they don’t swell, they don’t tell, and they are grateful as hell.

[TexasJeff]

I know the voices in my head aren't real. But sometimes their ideas are pretty cool.

~ Unknown

[Ragermack]

Never criticize a man until you’ve walked a mile in his shoes..... Then if he’s ticked off you’re a mile away and he’s barefoot.

[Rixthe1]

Where does the white go when the snow melts?

[garmp]

When growing up, ny friends dad use to say after he did something wrong, "If you do that again I'll kick you in the butt so hard you'll starve to death rolling."

[bmcgc]

A fool does in the end what a wise man does in the beginning.

[bmcgc]

The Lord promised to put good women in all four corners of the world.

Then he made the world round and laughed and laughed.

[rarebear.nm]

Too soon stupid, too late smart