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Skip426 · 01-13-2021, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Xmcdog

Quality is rather like buying oats. If you want clean fresh oats then you must be prepared to pay a fair price. However if you are satisfied with oats that have already been through the horse, then these come a little cheaper.

Source unknown but has been one of my favorites for many years.

Well you must have been around my father at one time or another , that was one of his favorites.
Along with .

Best way to kill time ....work it to death .

TexasJeff · 01-14-2021, 09:13 AM

"It pays to get drunk with the best people."

~ Joe E. Lewis

TexasJeff · 01-14-2021, 01:26 PM

"No penance is like having one's picture done."

~ John Adams

TonyMac · 01-14-2021, 01:33 PM

If it's stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.

Rixthe1 · 01-14-2021, 09:45 PM

About a century ago, everyone had a horse, only the rich owned a car. Now everyone owns a car, and only rich people own horses. My my, how the Stables have turned.

rlott2k · 01-14-2021, 09:53 PM

When I was a teen I thought my parents were fools, now that I’m an adult I can’t believe how much they’ve learned!

Seon · 01-15-2021, 06:44 AM

..."Damn Sunday Drivers..."

TexasJeff · 01-15-2021, 07:50 AM

"Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life."

~ Brooke Shields

rgvtexan · 01-15-2021, 04:48 PM

Heard today

You wouldn't worry about what other people thought about you, if you knew how seldom they do!

Electra 225 · 01-15-2021, 07:17 PM

90% of people don't want to hear about your problems......the other 10% are glad you got 'em.

Bigadventur · 01-16-2021, 07:39 AM

Finding an eggshell in an Egg McMuffin is both annoying and reassuring.

Whenever you eat canned pieces of fruit, you are more than likely sharing one whole fruit with someone hundreds of miles away.

Most board games have one winner and multiple losers. Jenga has one loser and multiple winners.

One day soon, there will be kids who have no idea why we associate the sound "cha-ching" with money.

Crickets are pretty damn loud to be the symbol of silence.

TexasJeff · 01-16-2021, 01:16 PM

That's been one of my mantras - focus and simplicity. Simple can be harder than complex: You have to work hard to get your thinking clean to make it simple. But it's worth it in the end because once you get there, you can move mountains.

~ Steve Jobs

pdeinc · 01-16-2021, 05:35 PM

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. INSIDE of a dog... it's too dark to read!"

- Groucho Marx

Rixthe1 · 01-17-2021, 06:34 AM

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

definition: A rush job. If you want it bad, you'll get it bad, the more you want it, the worse you'll get it.

If everyone had to autograph their work, they would take pride in a job well done.

I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left.

People complain about living on a fixed income. Try living on a broke income..

I have 3 lists, the round2it-list, the but1st-list, and the honey-do-list. Guess which one gets all the attention. If you chose #3, you are probably married.