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Wayne M · 08-05-2020, 02:38 PM

Are you married?

allenb12 · 08-05-2020, 03:40 PM

My divorce cost me in 6 figures and it was worth. Married to a wonderful woman now.

Wayne M · 08-05-2020, 04:16 PM

Well, problem would be that my first wife would leave me and the second one wouldn't.

DobeBus · 08-05-2020, 05:50 PM

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Are you married?

Yes. Third time. 28 years now. It’s true, third time is a charm

okmunky · 08-05-2020, 06:08 PM

I've been single again for 43 years. One mistake was enough for me. I have a wonderful daughter from that marriage but I figured out I’m too independent to be married. I have the utmost respect for those of you who have managed to stick it out long term.

I went up to the local school yesterday to pick up my packages. The school secretary called me Ms Parker. I asked her to call me Barb, explaining that Ms Parker is my ex husband’s latest wife. Last I heard he was on #5. I kept Parker as a last name only because it was my daughter’s name. The secretary said ok Ms Barb. I guess schools need a bit more formality.

slickest1 · 08-05-2020, 11:11 PM

After years of both of us smoking cigarettes we both quit on the same day. It got quite interesting for awhile. I would tell her you better go buy a pack and she said no, you go buy a pack. We were both stubborn enough not to give in. Either of us wanted to be the weak one. After several weeks of name calling and such we finally came out smoke free. That was 18 years ago. It was a good test!

Wayne M · 08-06-2020, 08:46 AM

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After years of both of us smoking cigarettes we both quit on the same day. It got quite interesting for awhile. I would tell her you better go buy a pack and she said no, you go buy a pack. We were both stubborn enough not to give in. Either of us wanted to be the weak one. After several weeks of name calling and such we finally came out smoke free. That was 18 years ago. It was a good test!

So what you are saying is that you don't know which one of you wears the pants in the family. Hmmm! Okay!

huntnski · 08-06-2020, 05:25 PM

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So what you are saying is that you don't know which one of you wears the pants in the family. Hmmm! Okay!

What he's saying Wayne is that for 18 years they have been dipping and chewing .

Bob_C · 08-06-2020, 06:18 PM

Looks like the truth.....

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Electra 225 · 08-06-2020, 07:43 PM

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okmunky · 08-06-2020, 08:22 PM

So how do I get a dead bug out of my ear? I had to drown it as it wouldn’t come out and I thought it was just going deeper and the movement was CREEPY. I was hoping it would wash out with the water, but it didn’t. HELP!!!!

BTW I already tried the techniques I found on Google.

Bob_C · 08-06-2020, 08:35 PM

Turkey baster?.......

huntnski · 08-06-2020, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by okmunky

So how do I get a dead bug out of my ear? I had to drown it as it wouldn’t come out and I thought it was just going deeper and the movement was CREEPY. I was hoping it would wash out with the water, but it didn’t. HELP!!!!

BTW I already tried the techniques I found on Google.

Do not use a bath room plunger !
Do not slap yourself up side the other ear!
Do seek help from a trusted individual, Bob with plyers might be questionable .

okmunky · 08-06-2020, 09:01 PM

Thanks Tim! I tried an eye dropper to suck the water and the bug out. No go. Bob is 850 miles away. Dennis and Irene left 2 months ago. Lily isn’t any help. Who uses a plunger on an RV toilet?