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11-18-2010, 05:26 PM
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Ford Super Duty Owner
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Location: Bryan, TX when not traveling.
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Saying Good-Bye to Mother.......
This should make you laugh out loud!! You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house.. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night... So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid BLEEP was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat REAR downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!
The cab driver hit a parked car.
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11-18-2010, 05:59 PM
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Pond Piggies Club LA Gulf Coast Campers Outdoors RV Owners Club Entegra Owners Club Skyline Owners Group
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Lori-
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There is great need for a sarcasm font. 
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11-19-2010, 08:09 PM
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Tiffin Owners Club Freightliner Owners Club
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Good One!!!!
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11-19-2010, 08:33 PM
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National RV Owners Club
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Now that right thar's funny! Idon't care who you are.
Dick
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11-19-2010, 08:56 PM
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RV Mutant #14
Winnebago Owners Club Texas Boomers Club Freightliner Owners Club iRV2 No Limits Club
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Location: Texas
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Have you been communicating with Seajay?
Good laugh.
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11-19-2010, 10:49 PM
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ROFLMAO Wayne.
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11-20-2010, 05:04 AM
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Fleetwood Owners Club
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Location: Granite Falls, NC
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I failed to see the ''cough cough'' anywhere in that post Wayne. I will say this....Txiceman does remind me a lot of me and I have communicated with him in the past. He does know how to write a good laugh. Keep 'um comin' Txiceman. And remember this ..... Me and Txiceman would never handle the truth carelessly (cough cough, hack hack, achoooooo,) Right Txiceman???????
be safe every one .........and Hug a Vet especially if she is cute.....
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11-20-2010, 12:11 PM
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Location: Northeast, MD
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That is cute I told my husband and read this this to him he busted out lol hard
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11-21-2010, 02:41 PM
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Texas Boomers Club
Join Date: Sep 2010
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TXiceman,
You done did good! Thanks for the fun. Whole family is still laughing. 
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In the Heart of Arizona
Proud Nana
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