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12-02-2011, 04:05 PM
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Registered User
Fleetwood Owners Club
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Back in Philly for the fall heading to Sunshine before the snow flies
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Standing in line at Wal Mart
I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer.
OK not a true story but really funny 
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12-02-2011, 04:15 PM
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Whitney, TX
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Heard it before, but still laugh my a$$ off. That one's a classic.
GS
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2006 Monaco Diplomat 40 PRQ
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12-02-2011, 04:30 PM
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Vintage RV Owners Club Ford Super Duty Owner
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Jasper, Missouri
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I owe you an apology- I posted a one-liner version of this in "one-liners" lol... didn't know yours was up, at the time.
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12-02-2011, 04:46 PM
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Senior Member
KZ RV Club
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Idaho
Posts: 507
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hondo122
I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer.
OK not a true story but really funny
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LMAO! Too funny. I'll have to remember that. 
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2022 Durango KZ
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12-02-2011, 04:47 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Phx, Arid~zona
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"OK not a true story but really funny"
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What makes you think it's now a true story? Maybe not for you.
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12-02-2011, 06:03 PM
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Member
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Florence, SC
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This one is really making the rounds, I saw it on three different facebook postings and another forum already today. And it was funny everytime.
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12-02-2011, 06:34 PM
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Registered User
Fleetwood Owners Club
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Location: Back in Philly for the fall heading to Sunshine before the snow flies
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dunner
What makes you think it's now a true story? Maybe not for you.
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Now that's Funny
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12-02-2011, 06:45 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Phx, Arid~zona
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One-up-man-ship; I saw it over a year ago. Still funny every time I read it. I would love to be in that position, but I don't buy grocery brand dog crap with all the bi-products.
According to my so called friends, I should be having my 16# MinPins food delivered by the truck load. She still has a figure(important to ladies) and their dogs are barrel shaped. I get no respect.
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12-02-2011, 06:46 PM
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Senior Member
Damon Owners Club Workhorse Chassis Owner
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Heaven's Scene
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Thanks. The DW and I are both LOAO... I though I had heard them all. DW says that she wished we had nieghbors like you...
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12-02-2011, 06:49 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Phx, Arid~zona
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Umm, Taz, put down the adult beverages or use your spell checker. I had to close one I to read your post.
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12-02-2011, 06:57 PM
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Senior Member
Newmar Owners Club iRV2 No Limits Club
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Sarasota,FL
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I can hardly type because I lauged so hard my eyes watered and I started wheezing. Very funny!
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12-02-2011, 07:34 PM
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Senior Member
National RV Owners Club Pond Piggies Club
Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 1,320
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Thanks for the chuckle.... 
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2014 Gulf Stream Conquest Lite Model 218MB
2013 Chevy Traverse LT
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12-02-2011, 10:17 PM
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RV Mutant #14
Winnebago Owners Club Texas Boomers Club Freightliner Owners Club iRV2 No Limits Club
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Texas
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I was waiting for the finish to say you were sitting on the couch, licking yourself, fell off and broke your neck.
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Lexi - Goldendoodle
2015 Winnebago Tour 42QD - 2020 Lincoln Nautilus Reserve
It is what it is, and then it is what you make of it.
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12-02-2011, 10:24 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Phx, Arid~zona
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And you think I push it.
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