Thanks guys..
Westway advertises a lot on the internet with the keyword "RV".
They opened the latest (9am) of any local Ford dealer. I did get a call back from them, they told me 2-3 days before they could look at it.
It's at 5-Star Ford in Lewisville (formally Ford Country).
It was a bit of a boondoggle getting someone to tow it. 1 wrecker couldn't handle a slight lip from the lot to the road, a second wrecker couldn't get to it till 12:30... Finally got it towed out around 11am.
They towed it via lifting on the rear hitch, which caused me some concern as I know that it puts a ton of weight on the frame extension. I asked, they said they do it that way all the time...
I do have some tools. I bought an Alldata subscription for it and went through it last night. For those that are interested via future searches:
Fuse -> Fuel Pump Relay -> Inertia Switch -> FPDM (Fuel Pump Driver Module) -> Fuel pump
On our 2005:
1) Fuse was a 20A fuse located under the hood in the power distribution center.
2) Relay was in the same location. Its a common relay (same for horn) so you can swap them.
3) Inertia switch is the passenger side kick panel. You need to remove the kick panel to get to it.
4) FPDM is on the drivers side frame rail, 2' behind the fuel filter
Tach pulse should be checked - Tach should move when cranking. If not, suspect crank sensor (requires moving the AC compressor).
I have 12v out of the FPDM. It's either a bad fuel pump or bad ground at the FPDM. We have absolutely no fuel pressure. I couldn't find a schrader valve on the fuel rail so I pulled the inlet to the fuel filter (requires a special tool) - no fuel when ignition goes on or while cranking.
ETA is tomorrow per dealer.. EST: $1000 for a new pump.