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MSHappyCampers 07-07-2018 04:35 PM

I never forget anything!
 
A doctor advises an elderly couple to write themselves little notes to combat their forgetfulness. When they get home, the wife says, “Dear, will you get me a dish of ice cream? Maybe write that down so you don’t forget?” “Nonsense,” says the husband. “I can remember a dish of ice cream.” The wife replies, “Okay. Would you add some strawberries on it?” To which the husband replies, “No problem — a dish of ice cream with strawberries. I don’t need to write that down.” And so he goes to the kitchen and his wife hears pots and pans banging. The husband finally returns and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs. She looks at the plate and asks, “Hey, where’s the toast I asked for?”

Ray,IN 07-07-2018 09:34 PM

HEY!!! I resemble that. :blush:

raccoonman 07-09-2018 09:38 AM

After a long day on the welder and grinder I get a little hard of hearing myself.... I'll come back from the kitchen (which we keep the door closed to) with a drink and a snack and my wife will be annoyed that "I ignored her" request for a coke or something.... really? I can't even hear myself think at the moment


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