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MSHappyCampers 09-13-2020 10:01 AM

Secret to a happy marriage!
 
A couple was married 60 years. They kept no secrets from each other. The wife, however, had a shoebox that she told her husband to never open, which he didn’t. But when the wife was dying, the man asked if he could now look inside. She said yes. In it, he found two crocheted dolls and $20,000. He asked her about it. “My grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage is to never argue. She said if I ever got angry with you, I should keep quiet and crochet a doll.” The husband was moved to tears, for only two dolls were in the box. “But, Honey, what about the money? “Oh,” she said, “that’s what I made from selling all the other dolls.”

Jayco19 09-13-2020 03:56 PM

LOL

Wrascal 09-14-2020 12:11 AM

Several times now I've passed on adding this tidbit (however the cheap whiskey in me must now surface):

Do you know why married men generally die before their spouse?

Because they want to!


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