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TexasJeff 11-20-2020 08:28 AM

Quotes to ponder...
 
When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.



..any others? :cool:

NITEHAWK 11-20-2020 08:31 AM

100% of people who smoke---DIE!!
I'm the right weight. It's my height that is off.

HarryStone 11-20-2020 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NITEHAWK (Post 5527072)
100% of people who smoke---DIE!!

100% of people who breathe, die.

Ohio Snake 11-20-2020 01:52 PM

I drive on a parkway!
I park on a driveway!
Hmm....

Melvo 11-20-2020 02:49 PM

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

SeeTheUSA 11-20-2020 03:01 PM

It takes a big dog to weigh a ton.

twinboat 11-20-2020 03:17 PM

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.

TexasJeff 11-20-2020 03:25 PM

Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.




“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” – Al McGuire

Ohio Snake 11-20-2020 04:09 PM

If you donít know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Ė Yogi Berra

Old-Biscuit 11-20-2020 04:47 PM

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

Electra 225 11-20-2020 04:58 PM

A compliment received once: "Man you're good!"
My reply: "Thank you, and one day..........I'll be great."[emoji23]

wog099 11-20-2020 10:11 PM

I'm just the right weight for my size!

TexasJeff 11-21-2020 11:04 AM

Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.

Skip426 11-21-2020 11:17 AM

" You've never been really lost ; till you've been lost at MACH 3 . " Chuck Yeager.


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